We have a Giants fan at work. This is a man with Giants paraphernalia in his office, on his walls, and season tickets in his pocket. He’s also been on Sabbatical for a number of weeks, and is this very afternoon attending the Giants’ opening game in San Francisco.

It would be unseemly for a coworker to be gone so long without receiving some sort of welcome, and sure enough, certain others in the department took it upon themselves to decorate his office with streamers, posters, a piñata, a signed t-shirt, and sundry other articles.

I should at this point mention that the Chief Decorator is a fan of the LA Dodgers.